Pati-Patni Jok

Pati-Patni Jok

• Saas- Bahu.. Aaj Se Tum Mujhe Mummi Aur Sasur Ko Papa Kehna
Bahu- Thik Hai
Shaam Ko Jab Pati Ghar Aaye, Patni Boli- Maaji.. Bhaiya Ghar Aa Gaye hai
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• Saas- Bahu.. Aaj Se Tum Mujhe Mummi Aur Sasur Ko Papa Kehna
Bahu- Thik Hai
Shaam Ko Jab Pati Ghar Aaye, Patni Boli- Maaji.. Bhaiya Ghar Aa Gaye hai
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• Papad Aur Jhapad Me Kya Fark Hai?
?
Socho..
?
Sochte Raho..
?
Socho..
?
Bass Yaar..
Aab
Sochna Bandh Karo..
KHA KE DEKH LO
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• Dad:Puttar Tujhe yaha se Delhi Jne me 1 Din or aane me 3 Din Q?
Bantu:ye car Banne wale b Pagal h
jane k liye 4 or aane k liye 1 Giyar diy
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• Nokar:Saab Aapke Kisi Khass Dost Ka Ph aay tha.
Saab: Tujhe Ksie pata K vo mera Khas Dost hai?
Nokar: Wo Puch rhe the "Kamine Ko Ph do"
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• Bade Zalim He Teri Gali Ke Bache
aeSOHAIL
Kutte Piche Laga Ke Bolte Hai..
Race Sanso Ki
Race Dhadkan Ki..
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• Kid-Aj Papa N Bus Me Muje Kaha k Aunty Ko Bethne K Liye Jaga De Do
Mom-Fir Tumne Jaga Di
K-No
M-Q
K-Mai Khud Papa Ki Goad Me Betha Tha
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• Girl: Mujhe 1 aysa husband chahiye jo achi achi baate kare, hansi mazaq kare or muje songs sunaye
Boy:Tusi hsbd k badle Fm RADIO kharid le
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• Santa Was Driving A Jeep In A Jungle.!
Tourist:How Do U Escape If A Lion Comes Now.?
Santa:Give d Indicator Of Rite Side And Turn Left...!
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• Banta-yar santa,tu mujhe hamesha bewakuf kyu banata rehta hai.
santa- kyu ki tu banta hai.
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• Mere ghar ke samne se bhagi ek "ghodi" wah..wah.
mere ghar ke samne se bhagi ek "ghodi"
wah wah
fir bhage tum aur "rab ne bnadi jodi"
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• Ladki Wale- Hume Aisa Ladka Chaiye Jo Kuch khata Pita Na Ho Aur Galat Kam Na Karta Ho
Pandit- Aisa Ladka Apko ICU K Emergnecy Ward Me Hi Milega
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• Agr Question Paper Tuff Lage
Ya Samajh Me Na aye
To
1 Gehri Saans Lo aur
Zor Se Chillao
Kamino Fail Hi Krna He
To Exam Kyo Lete Ho?
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• Boy:Surj hua madhm chand dhalne laga
mai thehra rha zami chlne lgi sajni kya yehi pyar hai?
Girl:arre nalayk ye earthquake hai
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• Ek Chor
Ek Gangster
Aur
Ek Murderer
Ek Hi Gadi Me Jaa Rahe The..
Tab
Wo Gadi Kaun Chala Raha Tha
?
?
Socho
?
?
Ek POLICE OFFICER
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• Doc-
Ye Syrup 2 Spoon Subha
2 Dopahar
2 Raat ko
3 Din Tak Lena he
RAAZ-Apna Dawai Apna Pas Rakho
Mere Ghar Me Itna Chamach Nahi He
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Doc-
Ye Syrup 2 Spoon Subha
2 Dopahar
2 Raat ko
3 Din Tak Lena he
RAAZ-Apna Dawai Apna Pas Rakho
Mere Ghar Me Itna Chamach Nahi He
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Baby mosquito came back after its first time flying!
His dad asked him, "how do u feel?"
He replied, "it was wonderful, every1 was clapping 4 me!
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