Peek Jok

Peek Jok

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ok, congrats
u are selected to work at railway st.
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• You can live without the person who says
"You are mine"
But you can not live without someone who says
"I am yours"
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• chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gayi.
mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki.
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• Darling mai tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe he Girlfriend-Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun he
Sardar;1 biwi 3 bache
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• Teacher: Apna character saf rakhne k liye har aurat ko apni MAA samajna chahiye
Student: har aurat ko apni MAA samju to mere baap k character ka kya
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• Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Dusra machar bola-Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla machar bola-Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai
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• Do sharabi
1st-yar kitne baje honge?
dusra samnewali khidki pe pathar marta he
andar se avaj aati he
kaun he rat ke 2 baje hangama kar raha he.
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• chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gayi.
mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki.
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• Sardar to Girlfriend
Darling mai tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe he Girlfriend-Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun he
Sardar;1 biwi 3 bache
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• 2 Lovers plan to suicide
Boy jumped
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies
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Wives r Incoming Calls
- Lovers r Outgoing Calls
- Aunties r Tollfree Calls
- Callgirls r Roaming Calls
- Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
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