Natty Jok

Natty Jok

2 seater helicopter crashed in kabristan@punjab.
next day news punjab me
'hawai jahaj gira sardaro ne 250 lashe dhund nikali,
aur bhi talashi jari
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• Husband aur wife hotel me gaye.
1 ladki ne Hello kiya.
Wife-kaun thi ye??
Husband-dimag kharab mat karo,
usko bhi batana hai ke tum kaun ho.
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• Munna bhai:
bole to murga or murgi me fark kese karne ka
Circuit: Tension nahi lene ka BHAI
patther marne ka
Bhaga to murga
Bhagi to murgi
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• techr-badh aur sukhe m farq batao
stdnt-jamin,asman ka farq hota he
techr-vo kaise
stdnt-mantri sukhe m jeep se daura karte & badh m helicopter se
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• sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne function m red tie pehn k aana hai.Sardar g function paunche to dekha
k k k
logon ne pant shirt bhi pahni hai.
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• Ae khuda mere is dost ko
Hathi ki takat
Sher ki awaz
Chetay ki speed
Or Hiran sa sundar roop de.
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Baki KHOTAY ka DIMAG to he
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• Husband: Kal mere khawab me 1 larki aye thi
Wah Kia Larki thi
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi
Hsbnd: Tumhe kese pata
Wife: Uska pati mere sapne me aya tha
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• Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
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• U r very special 4 me
U should b safe always
U should b safe my dear
I cant b wid u all time
So pls b careful wenever u
Jump from tree to tree.
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• I'm Happy, U know Why?
Bcose I'm Lucky, U know Why?
Because GOD Love me, U know How?
He sent the best friend to me u know Who?
DEFINITELY U...
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