Andu Jok

Andu Jok

• Logo Se Pange B Honge.
Ghar Me Dange B Honge.
Agar Muje Yaad Na Kiye To...
Tujhe 12 Bache Honge
2 Ganjey 2 Nangay Or 8 Lafange Honge...!
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• 1sharabi roz shiv mandir me jata tha,
1din pujari ne shiv k jagah ganesh murti rakhi.
sharabi Aya,
dekh k bola-chotu,papa se bolna me Aya tha
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• Aapke
Lips Bhindi Ki Tarah
GAAL tamatar ki Tarah
Nak mirchi ki tarah
Aur Face Gobhi Ki tarah
Ae Bhagwan
Ek Dost Diya wo b Sabzi Mandi Ki tarah
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• Very Important Health Tips:
Please Don't Eat
Pizzas,
Samosay,
Sandwich,
Ice Cream,
Chocolate,
And
Dahi Barray.
Without,
ME..
OK?
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• SANTA-Mai aur Meri Wife 20 Saal se Khush the
BANTA-Fir Kya hua?
.
.
.
BANTA: Batao Na Yaar!
SANTA: Fir Kya!
Ek din Hum mil gaye..
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• Mai Bilkul Sharif Ho Gaya Hu..
1 Ladki K Karib Ho Gaya Hu..
Uske Pass Mere Dil Ki Chabi Hai..
..Wo Mera Aakhri Pyar
Aur Tumhari 8vi Bhabhi Hai
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• 2Mendak Baithe the
1 Bola- Tarr
2sra Bola Tarr
1 fir Bola Tarr
2sra Fir Bola Tarr
1 Bola Farr
to 2sra Bola yaar tu Topic mat change kar
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3 srdr bed pe so rhe the
un tino ko jagah
thik se nhi mil rahi thi
1 sardr bed se niche sone laga
2nd srdr:ab jagah ho gai,upar aja
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Ghor kalyug ka sabut
Boy:Kya me tumhara hath chum sakta hu?
Girl: Kyu?
Kutte Kamine Haramjade mere
HONTO pe kya ZEHER laga he?
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• 6 flwrs 4 u
1 fr health
1 fr wealth
1 fr happiness
1 fr friendshp
N last two. . .??
AISE HI !
dono kaan pe laga lena
mast lagoge!
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• Plz Use Ur Left Ear
While Using Mobile..
Bcoz Using Right Ear Will Effect Ur Brain Directly..
Advised By TATA &
APOLLO MEDICAL TEAM.
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• Golden Words of Shakespeare,
"Go to help ur friend in Problem without invitation.
&
Dont go to ur friend in Happiness without invitation"
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• Snta-Dr. muje raat ko sapne me bandr cricket
khelte dikhai dete he
Dr-ye dawa aj se kha lo
Snta-kal se kha lu
Dr-kyu
Snta-aaj final hai
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• Budha 1 Ladki Se Tkrya
Budha:-Sorry
Grl:-Stupid
Tabi 1 Ladka us Se Tkrya
Ladka:-Sorry
Grl:-It's Ok
Budha:-Meri Sorry Ki Speling Glat Thi Kya
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• Be Happy Today Just Enjoy today
Freak Out Today Live frely today
Have Fun today
bcoz Who Knows
You Might Fall in Love 2mrow?
U loose al these
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• What is difference between
poison n Alcohol?
If u drink alcohol,
u wil dance around people.
If u drink poison,
ppl will dance around u!!!
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• A man is dying of Cancer.
SON-"Dad,y do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
MAN:So when I'm dead no one will dare 2 touCH UR MOM
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• Kitni Haseen Ho,
Duniya Ki Nazar Se Bacha Karo..
Aankho Me Kaajal Lagana Hi Kafi Nahi,
Gale Me
Nimbu Mirchi Bhi Latkaya Karo
najr na lage.com
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• After Exam:
Boyz of Delhi-Paper was easy.
Banglore-Paper thik tha
Chennai-Was Bit tough
Maharastra-Exam chod,meri bajuwali kya item thi yaa
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• Santa Marte Waqt-Tumhare Ghr 10 lakh ka
daka maine dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b mene hi krai thi
RAAZ-Tumhe Zehar bi Maine diya he
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• Mene Tujhko Pyar Kiya Aabla Nari Samajh Kar
Mene Tujhko Pyar Kiya Aabla Nari Samajh Kar
Par
Tere Gharwaalo Ne Mujhe Baja Dala Tabla Samajh Kar
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• EGG
.
CHICKEN
.
.
FISH
KABAAB
MUTTON
Chupke se padh kar
delete kar do
ye NonVeg sms hai
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• Ek Andha Police Me Bharti Hone K Liye Gya
Officer Ne Pucha-
"Tumhe Hum Kis Liye Rakhe"
Andhe Ne Fauran Jawab Diya-
Andha-Dhund Firing Ke Liye
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• New Couple Train se jate hue Surang se guzre
HUSBND: Agar pata hota Surang itni Lmbi hai to fayda utha leta
WIFE: Hey Ram
To kya o Aap nai the
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U.P me bachche ka surname:
Bacha Agar Ek aadmi se ho to EKNATH
2se-DUBE
3-TIVARI
4-CHATURVEDI
5se-PANDEY
Sab ka ho to-MISHRA
Or kisika B pata
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• 1 Cheez Hai Jo Agr Dry Hai To 2Kg
Wet HoTo 1Kg
or Agr Jal Jye To 3Kg
Btao Kya Cheez Hai
Its a Challenge
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• Boy to girl- Agar mai tumko kiss karu to tum kya sochogi?
Girl- yahi ki 1 bewkoof jo pura U.S.A ghoom sakta tha wo airport se hi wapas agaya.
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• Je kathin ahe te sope karave,
Je sope ahe te sahaj karave,
Je sahaj ahe te sundar karave,
Ani je sundar ahe tyavar manapasun PREM karave....
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• Khofnak
andheri
raat
ke
Sannatey
me
1 Bhoot
Dosrey Bhoot
ko
samjha
raha tha
Yaar
Darr mat
ye
Bhoot Woot kuch nahi hote
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• 2 ladkiya,
1 kali aur ek gori
Kali:Tu konsa cream lagati hai
Gori:Fair & lovely,aur tu?
Piche baitha santa bola: Cherry blossom
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• MARATHI means
M-Multi talented
A-Ambitious
R-Real
A-Achievers
T-Trustworthy
H-Heartwinning
I-Indians
Proud 2 be a 'MARATHI'

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• Bhikhari- kuch khana dedo,
Aadmi- TAMATAR KHAO,
Bhikari- ok! tamatar dedo
Aadmi ki wife boli-ye totle hai,
kah rahe hai-
KAMA'KAR KHAO
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• Sms krne k 4 fayde
1
riste kamjor nai hote
2
sab contact me rahte h
3
apno se dil ki bat keh sakte h
Or
4
kanjus kon he pata chlta hai
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