Kanjus Jok

Kanjus Jok

• Sonu Ne Bhagwan Se Pucha- Kya Me Agle Janam Me Gadha Ban Sakta Hu
Bhagwan- Sorry.. Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Milti
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• Beta- Aab Me Bahut Rupia Kamaunga
Papa- Kaise
Beta- Kal Humare Maths Teacher Mujhe Bataenge, Kish Tarah Paise Ko Rupay Me Convert Kiya Jata Hai
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• Sonu- Tujhe Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua
Monu- Ha Yaar.. Par Wo Manti Hi Nahi
S- Kyu
M- Kehti Hai 'I LOVE U 2'.. Pata Nahi Ye Dusra Kameena Kaun Hai
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• an
Invisible Romance
Negro
Giving a
Black Rose
With
a KISS
2Negro GF
In a
Moonless Ni8
Wearing
Black Cloths
In a
Coal Mine
Wthout
Smil
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• Sonu- Mai Dunia Me Sab Se Smart Hu
Bhagwan Hans K Bole- Tumne Shayad Msg Padhne Wale Ko Nahi Dekha Hai
MORAL-
Bhagwan Ko Mazak B Krna Aata Hai
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• Ha
Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha
He He He
Hooo
Ha Ha Ha
Kuch Nahi Yaar
Aachanak Tera Chehra Yaad Aa Gaya
Kabhi Kabhi Bhagwan B Aacha Mazak Kar Lete Hai
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Hathi Swiming Pool Me Gira
To Sab Chitiya Bahar Aa Gayi
1Chiti Hathi K Pith Pr Chad Gayi
To Dusri Boli-Duba Saale Ko Duba, Ladkiyo Ko Chedta Hai
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Teacher- Tum Agar Mummy Ko 'MOM' Kehte Ho
To
Aapni Mummy Ki Badi Bahen
Aur Chhoti Bahen Ko Kya Kahoge?
Boy {Soch Ke}-
'Minimum' Aur 'Maximum'
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• Boy Girl Se Tum Mujh Se Shadi Krogi
Girl-Nhi
Boy-Kyu
Girl-Mere Ghar Wale Nahi Manege
Boy-Ghar Me Kon Kon Hai
GIRL-1 Husband,4 Bache
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• What Is
Invisible Romance
Negro
Giving a
Black Rose
With
a KISS
2Negro GF
In a
Moonless Ni8
Wearing
Black Cloths
In a
Coal Mine
Without
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• Dukhi Sonu Bola- Aisi Zindgi Se To Maut Achi
Achanak Yamraj Aye
Bole- Teri Jaan Lene Aaya Hu
Sonu- Lo Batao.. Aab Insaan Mazak B Nahi Kar Sakta
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• Kaise Ho Ab?
Theek Ho?
Dard Ho Raha He.?
Pain Killer Tablets Lete Rehna
Ab Ladki Mat Chedna
Varna
Fir Aise Hi Mar Padegi
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• Ek Diwar Pr likha tha
"Dekho Kutta thuk rha h"
Santa ne Tukhne k bhad waha likh diya
"Tuka Maine Name Kutte ka laga"
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• Ek Aurat, Inspector Sonu Se- Mera Pati 5 Din Pehle Aloo Kharidne Gaye The, Abhi Tak Wapas Nahi Aaye
Sonu- Tum Koi Dusri Sabji Kyu Nahi Bana Leti
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• Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?*
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• Remember, it's not, "How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
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• We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut u

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Muskare aap aur hum to fiza badal jae,
Baate kare hum sang sang to mausam badal jaye
Itne dilkash he hum sab ke andaz,
Ki chalenge saath saath to
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Ladki- Maa.. Ye Padosi Ka Ladka Mujhe Baar Baar KISS Kar K Bhag Jata Hai
Maa Muskura Ke
Boli- Bada Shararti Hai.. Bilkul Aapne Baap Par Gaya Hai
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• Sonu-Wo Ladki Kitni Sundar H
Monu-Mujhe Uska Nam Pta H
S-Kya Nam H
M-Wo Bank Me Kaam Karti H
Uske Counter Pe Uska Nam Likha Tha
'CHALU KHATA'
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• Son- Mummy.. Ish Diwali Pe Hum Sare Patakhe Yahi Se Lenge
Mom- Ye To Ladies Hostel Hai
Son- Papa Ne Kaha Tha, Sari Phool-Jhadiya Yahi Milti Hai
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