Urdu Shyari

Khuda Se Bas Ek Dua He Hamari
Khushiyo Se Saji Ho Zindgi Apki
Kitne Bhi Dur Q Na Ho Aap Hamse
Par Har Waqt Karib Ho Yad Hamari...
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Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Asma lakh uncha ho magar Jhuk jata hai,
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukavat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda Bhi j
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Har ek se achhi baat karna fitrat hai humari,
Har ek khush rahe hasrat hai humari..
Koi "Dost" hume yaad kare ya na kare,
Har ek ko yaad karna ad
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Only after the last tree has been cut down,
only after the last river has been poisoned,
only after the last fish has been caught,
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Wo subah ka alarm,
wo pani ki thandak,
wo shampu ki bottle
wo dettol ki tazagi,
wo naye kapdo ka sukoon,tum kya jano
Ye to roz nahane wala hi jane


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GUNNU:Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Tha,
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua?
GUNNU:Yaha Se Guzra to Socha ki Puch Lu
Apne Nahane Ko Mana Kiya Tha
Ab Naha Lu kya
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Rajini wants 2 eat ice-cream what does he do?
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Our gr8 Rajini goes to the Himalayas and starts licking d mountain over there...

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Boss: Cleanliness is important,
Did u wipe ur feet on d mat?
New employee: Yes sir
Boss: Truthfulnes is mor important, der is no mat outside


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How to convert d most interesting song of urs as a damn irritating song??.
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Just set it as ur Alarm Tone...