Lovely Jok

Lovely Jok


• Patni-Tum Muje Kitna Pyar Karte Ho
Pati-SHAJAHAN Jitna
Patni-Mere Marne K Baad Taj Banaoge
Pati-Mene To Plot Le Li Hai
Deri To Tum Kar Rahi
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• what is difference between PROBLEM , TALENT & KISMAT?
2 boys love 1 girl~PROBLEM!
1 boy loves 2 girls =TALENT!
2girls loves 1 boy~ KISMAT
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• Shaadi Me Khane Ke 2 Rules..
1- PEHLI Baar Ish Tarah Khao Ki Dusri Baar Milega Nahi
2- DUSRI Baar Ish Tarah Khao Ki Pehli Baar Khaya Hi Nahi
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• 3 Birds Udd Rahe The
Aur
Aachanak Mar Gaye..
Kaise.?
Yaad Karo
Film Sholey
GABBAR Ne 3 Goliya Hawa Me Chalayi Thi
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• "DUNIYA" Me 3-Tarah Ke LOG "KHUSH-NASIB" Hai, Jinhe Saccha "PYAR" Milta Hai, NEK "YAAR" Milta Hai, or Jinhe Mera "SMS" Baar-Baar MILTA Hai,
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• Agar aap mujhe sms nahi karoge to aaj aap lal pile hare nile ho jaoge ghabrao mat aaj holi hai i hope i m 1st wish you ' happy holi.
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• Arz Kiya He
Jungle Me Sapere Been Liye Baithe He
Gor Frmaiega
Jungle Me Sapere Been Liye Baithe He
Saap Or B Kmine He
Durbeen liye Baithe He
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• Unhone Package Na Hone Ki Wajah Se Kuchh Dino Se Dosto Ko SMS Karna Bandh Kiye They,
Log Toh Yeh Samajhne Lage Ki Woh Sudhar Gaye Hai
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• LATEST PJ
Read CareFully
Boy: Hey girl, wats ur name?
Grl: "Amitabh Bachhan ko dhakka maaro"
Boy:means wat?
Grl: "PUSH 'PAA"
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• How 2 grow up a baby 2 make it absolutely
honest, lovable, truthful, & an extermely intelligent kid..?
simple...
Ask my parents..
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• A Very emotional shayri pls don cry after readin it
zindgi ne kiye he bahut se sitam
zindgi ne kiye he bahut se sitam
Maa kasam
shayri khatam
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• Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
"Dost ke piche mat bhago..
Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFriend ke piche bhago
Dost jhakh maarke tumhare piche aayega
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• Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold & wont be able 2 come 2 school.
HM: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking !
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WAY 2 IMPRESS a GIRL:
Respect Her
Honour Her
Lve Her
Protect Her
Care 4r Her
But,
HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY:
>Just ONE SMILE


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Sonu-Monu Car Me Bomb Laga Rahe The
S-Lagate Waqt Agar Bomb Phat Gya To, Hum Kya Krenge
M-Dont Worry, Mere Paas 1 Aur Bomb H
S-Oye, U r Genius yar
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• sorry ghalti se ye msg app ko send hogaya
Neche mat parhna
neche ulta Seeda lika hai
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Ulta
Seeda
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• Jo Muje Bhul Jaye
Uska
mobil Tut Jye
Charger Jal Jye
SIM Lock Ho Jye
Software Ud Jye
Local Cal Pe ISD Ka Bil Aye
Lcal Area Me B Roming Lag jay
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• Hathi Swimming Pool Me Gira
To Sab Chitiya Bahar Nikal Gai.
Ek Chiti Hathi Ki Pith Par Chadh Gai To
Dusri Boli:
Duba Saale Ko Duba
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• B4 u speak..
listn..
B4 u criticise..
wait..
B4 u quit..
try..
B4 U hate..
luv
B4 u die
Apni Property Mere nam kar dena
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• Why god has given space between ur fingers?
Bcoz koi tumhare jindegi me aaye,
Tumhare haath pakre,
Aur kahe 'le bidi pee!'
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• Angry man sent a note 2 his father inlaw
"UR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS"
smart fther inlaw replies
"WARNTY EXPIRED,MANFCTRER NT RESPONSBL


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• Dost ke piche mat bhago..
Agar Bhagna hai toh dost ki GF k piche bhago
Dost Jakkh mar k tumare piche aayega
AAL is wEll.
ALL is wEl
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• GOLU 2 MOLU
Zara Car Se Bahar Dekhna K Indicators Kaam Kar Rahe Hain Ya Nahi?
MOLU-
Ha, Nahi, Ha, Nahi,
Ha, Nahi, Ha, Nahi. :-)
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• Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai ?
?
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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaaye ki...
So Rahe Ho Kya??


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• Zamindaar- Agar Me Subah Aapni Car Mai Niklu To Shaam Tak Me Aapni Aadhi Zaamin Bhi Nahi Dekh Sakta
Sonu- Humare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi
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• Ek Family 'Sholey' Dekh Ke Ghar Aayi
Raat Ko Pati Patni Se Bola- Naach Basanti Naach
Unka Beta Turant Bola- Mummy, Ish Kutte K Samne Mat Nachna
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• Santa- Muje Phone Par
Dhamkiya Mil Rahi Hai.!
Police- Kaun Hai.. Woh.?
Santa- Vodafone Wale,
Bolte Hai.. 'Bill Na Bhara
To Kaat Denge'..
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• Ek Hotel Me Kagaz Pr Likha Tha
Agr Aaag Lag Jaye To Is Kagaz Ko Palto
GOLU Ne Kagaz Paltaya To Likha Tha
Abe Gadhe Abhi Aag Lagi Hai Kya..
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• GOLU: Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
MOLU: Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hu
GOLU: Kyu
MOLU: Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga
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• Raman bhagte bhagte doctor ke paas gaya.
Raman: Meri Patni 9 Ghante Se Khamosh Hai
Dr: To Mere Paas Kyo Aaye Ho, World Record Walo Ke Paas Jao.
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• Sonu MUJRA Dekne Gya Sari Raat Mujra Dekha
Mujre Wali Ne Kaha SAAB Humne Apko Khus Kiya Ab Aap Hume KHUS Karo
Sonu Utha Aur NACHNE laga.
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• Ek Sher arj hai-
Osa hai gosa hai barish ka bosa h
wah wah
Osa hai gosa hai barish ka bosa h
Manga tha sa-mo-sa laya tu DOSA hai..
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• Dil K Armaan Aasuo Me Beh Gaye
Hum Unki Gali Me Ghumte Rah Gaye
Chali Gayi Kambakht Light Mauke Pe
Aur Andhere Me Unki Amma Ko I Luv U Keh Diye
Pati- Operation Me Mujhe Kuch Ho Gaya To Ish Dr Se Shaadi Kar Lena
Patni- Par Kyu
Pati- Kyu Ki, Dr Se Badla Lene Ka Isse Aacha Tarika Nahi Hai
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• Sonu MUJRA Dekne Gya
Sari Raat Mujra Dekha
Mujre Wali Ne Kaha-

'SAAB Humne Apko Khus Kiya, Ab Aap Hume KHUS Karo'
Sonu Utha
Aur
NAC
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• Height Of Bravery-
Entering Late In D Class Without Permission
n
Saying 2Lady Teacher
HEY SWEETY, CARRY ON.. DN'T STOP 4 ME.. V CAN TALK
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