Sabta-Banta Jok

Sabta-Banta Jok

• Good Time Bad Time
Day Time Night Time
Off Time Work Time
Naye Saal Me Kisi v Time
Apun ka SMS Aa Sakta Hy
Bole To..
HaPpY nEW YEaR
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• main tumse kuch
kehna chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil
ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3
akshar,
wahi rubab,
wahi rutaba
"MERA BHARAT MAHAAN"
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• 2009 khatam Hone Me Kuch Samay Baki He
Koi
Galti
Gustakhi
Khta
Ho Gai Ho To
plz
plz
plz
Mafi Mang Lena
Me Aaj Acche mud me hun.
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• After serious & cautious consideration
Ur contract of frndshp renewed
for the New Year 2010
It's a very hard decision 2 make
So don't screw it up
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GOLU begum k liye chapal lene Gya
Dukandar-Golu G Size to batao?
GOLU-Yaar wo to Mai bhool gaya Hu
aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh le
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• Maine Kahi suna tha ki
KhubSurat Cheez Dekhne se Insaan Khud b khubsurat ho jata hai
So Hamesha Aapne pass
meri Tasvir Rakha karo
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• Ladki Aapne BF Se-
Mera Bachha
Mera Ladla
Mera Sonu-Monu
Mujh Se Shaadi Karoge.?
Bolo Baby
BF- Abe.. Tu Mujhe Propose Kar Rahi Hai Ya Adopt
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• santa uski bahen ke sath scooter pe ja raha tha
Signal pe kisine pucha "kya ye aapki biwi lagti hai?"
santa-biwi hogi teri, meri to bahen he saale.
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• DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO,
HO GAYI TO USE KHONE NA DO,
AUR AGAR DOST HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO...
!! JAGTE RAHO
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• Shadi me 1 aadmi bohut der tak
khana kha raha tha
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khoge
me to khud kha-kha ke dukhi hu
pr kya karu card me likha he 7-10 pm
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Aaakchii
mausam Hi aisa Hai
kya kare...
Happy THANDI
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• Har mod ka mukam nhi hota
Dil ke rishto ka koi nam nhi hota
NASA ki help se khoja hai Apko,
warna apke jaisi prajati ka milna asan nhi hota
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• Husband-Tum
Meri Zindgi ho
or
Wife-Aur kya?
Tell Me Aur Kya?
Hus-Aur Laanat He
Aisi Zindagi Par
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• LALU Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Pr Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhe Ka Bacha Hai?
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:
.
.
Papa Mai Hu. :-)
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• Sana- maine obama Ko Politics Bill gates ko Business aur amitabh Ko Acting Sikhaya hai
Tumne kya kiya hai?
Banta- Maine Tumhe Jooth Bolna Sikhya ha

Whats D Diff. b/w
Confidence
& Over Confidence
Confidence- U Can KISS Ur GirlFriend
Over Confidence- Only U Can KISS Her

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• Teacher-Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?
Boy-Indian
T-Kaise?
Boy-Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Fir B Wo Zinda tha
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• " pass aa kar sabhi door chale jate hain
hum akele the akele reh jate hain
dil ka dird kis ko dikhaein
marham lagane wale hi zakham de jate hain "
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• Snta Ki Beti Ko SMS Aaya-"I LOVE YOU"
Snta Gusse Me Beti Se-
Jisne sms Kiya Hai Usse To Mai Dekh Luga
Filhal Tum Uska Sms Usse Wapis Bhejo.
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• Teacher-Tum Class Main Topi Kyu Pehan Kar Aate Ho?
GOLU-Taaki Kisi ko Pata na Chale Ke
Mere Dimagh Me Kya Chal Raha Hai. :-)
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• Smartness of boys
Colage ka First Day
Boy:- Tumhra Name kya hai?
Gal- Mujhe Sab Didi kahte hai
Boy-wow What a Coincidence Mujhe sab Jijaji kahte
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• A Fully Burnt Cigaratte Ash Said..
'Today Its Me.. Because 0f U
Tomorrow Its U.. Because 0f Me'
..Plz Send It To All Ur Friends Who r Smoking..
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• Sir Ne SHARAB Ke Nuksaan Batane K Liye, 1Kida Isme Dala To Wo Mar Gaya
Sir-Tumne Isse Kya Sikha
Student-SHARAB Peene Se PET K Kide Mar Jate Hai
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• Prem Mhanje
Khel Nahi
Shwas Dyawa
Lagto
Prem Mhanje
Khel Nahi
Dhyas Ghyawa
Lagto
Preysi Jawal
Nastana Ticha
Aabhas Vhava
Lagto
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• 1 Chuha Sharaab k Drum me Gira or Must ho kNikla
& Soyi hui Billi k Muh p Dum Maar k Bola
"Billo Rani! kaho to abhi jaan de du......

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• Pyar Pyar Pyar
Pyar Pyar Pyar
Pyar Pyar Pyar
Pyar Pyar Pyar
Pyar Pyar Pyar
Dekha
Kitna Pyar bhara msg beja TUMko
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• Full form of banks-
HSBC: Hum Sabse Bade Chor
HDFC: Har Dum Fakir Chand
IDBI: Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar..
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• Tumhara Naam Phul Rakhu To Bikhar Jaoge
DIL Rakhu To Tut Jaoge
Chalo BIJLI Rakhta Hu
Chhod K Jaoge To 1 Ghante Baad Wapas Aa jaoge
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• Old Concept:- "Do or Die"
New Concept: "Do Before u die"
Latest Concept: "Don't Die Until u Do"
Our Concept:
"What TO Do?"
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• How Santa Like 2 Take Bath In Winter-
He Stand Infront Of D Mirror
Then
Throw Water On D Mirror
&
Says
Oh Mar Gaya Yaar, Itna Thanda Pani
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• Kal Ho Aaj Jaisa..
Mahal Ho Taj Jaisa..
Phool Ho Gulab Jaisa..
Aur
Jeevan Ke Har Mod Pe,
Dost Ho..
?
?
Oye Hello..
Dost Ho MERE Jaisa
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• Thought for the day-Many of lifes failures, are men who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
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• Santa:-Aaj tere cell pe bade
I L0vE U
k msg aa rahe hai.!
Kya baat hai?
Banta-(Fakr se)
O kuch nahi Ji
Aaj BIWI ka cell laya hu na
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• Nukrani:Malkin aap udas kyo hai?
Malkin:tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hai.
Nukrani:nahi sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte
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SAGAR-mom,ye Gf kya hoti h?
Mom-jab tum bade hoke acche ladke banoge to tumhe b
1milegi
B-agr acha ladka nhi bana to?
M-to fir bahut milengi.
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• Gana sunoge ?
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