Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari

1. Aur bhi cheezain bohat si lutt chukin hain dil kei saath.
   Yeh batayaa doston nei ishq furmanei kei baad.
   Ab kamray ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon mein.
   Ek tere aane se pehley ek tere jaane kei baad.
   
   
2. Kon rakh ta hai yaad naamo ko,
   logh chaharo ko bhool jatey hai,
   tum samader kee baat karti ho,
   logh ankho mein doob jatey hai,
   Mohabat jisney ker ni ho.
   wo mohabat kya janey,
   Mera dil tumhi ab bhi chahata hai...
   teray dil ko khuda jaanay!!
   
   
3. Shareefo mein koyi chor nahi hotha
   Kavvo mein koyi mor nahi hotha
   Naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha
   Naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha
   Arre yaaro... ishq par koyi zor nahi hotha" !
   
   
4. Eed ke din aap khadi na hone chhat par
   Eed ke din aap khadi na hona chhat par
   kahi log roza na chod de aapku chand samaj kar
   
   
5. Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
   Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
   Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
   Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
   Wo SASURAL  hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
   Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho
   
   
6. Banane mein mazaa hai wo karkhaane jaanthe hai
   Pilane mein jo mazaa hai wo meh khaane jaanthe hai
   Jalne mein jo mazaa hai wo  parwaane jaanthe hai
   Arre yaaro pyar mein jo mazaa hai wo deewaane jaanthe hai
   
   
7. Math pee  ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
   Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
   Ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le
   
   
8. Hamhe to apnon ne mara
   Gairon main kahan dham ta
   Meri kashti doobi wahan
   Jahan paaani kam tha
   
   
   
   
9. Us falak ke teer ka kya nishana tha
   Jahan thee meri manzil wahin mera aashiyana tha
   Bas pahunch hi rahi thi Kashti saahil pe
   Is toofan ko bhi abhi hi aana tha
   
   
10. Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
    Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
    Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
    Wah....Wah................... 

11. Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye, Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye... Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....
    Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon, Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon, Magar kambakhto ne conection hi kat diya...
    Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak [Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.] Hawa hi hawa hai.
    Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao, Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao, Melody khao khud jaan jao........
    Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ki Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche aur khuda tumse puche Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise??? funny Shayari submitted by : - pratham
    Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain.... JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
    Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhana mana hai.
    Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita
    Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar Ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le... funny Shayari submitted by : - pratham
    Door se dekha to ande ubal rahe they, Paas jakar dekha to Ganjey uchhal rahe they
    Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye saala idhar hawa kyon nahi ayaa!...
    Teri jheel si aankho mai doob jaane ko dil chahta hai, Magar kya karu, tera chashma beech mai aata hai!
    Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta, (kya baat hai..) Sin theta by Cos theta equal to Tan theta... (Wah Wah...........???????????????)
    Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehta Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
    Chhup gaye saare najaare, oye kya baat ho gayi, Dosto, abhi pata kar ke aata hoo kya baat ho gayi!
    Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya funny Shayari submitted by : - amit
    Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .. Ke kyon mere dil mein khayal aata hai ye Kabhi Kabhi ??
    Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....
    Wo Gulab hi kya hai jisme laali na ho Wo Gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali na ho Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI na ho Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali na ho
    Khuda kare hasino ke bap mar jayen Bahana ho maut ka aur ham unke ghar jayen.
    Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan funny Shayari submitted by : - sujal
    Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...... Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi.... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi funny Shayari submitted by : - pratham
    Hum unki gali se gujre, khidki khuli thi per afsoos unki jagah unki Amma khadi thi
    Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
    Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge.. Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me, To Reliance ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..
    Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara abe phir kiya hua Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya
    Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa. Thora sa tum chalo,thora sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..
    Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye. Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye. Jaise hare bhare khet main saand ghus aaye. funny Shayari submitted by : - asmara
    Jab tum zulphain lehra logi to shaam ho jayegi, Agar tum sar mundwa logi to shavera ho jayegi