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Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my Wife from her mother's home!
Judge: That's all, case dismissed....xD ;D  

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Q : What's the difference between Mother's & Girlfriend's tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother's tears "EFFECT Our HEART"
&
Girlfriend's tears "EFFECT Our POCKET"....xD :P 

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Written At The Reception Of A Corporate Company..

"We Don't Pay YOU For Having "Brains"
We Only Reward "YOU" For Using Them "Intelligently"....!! 

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Aawaj se Pyari Aankhe,
Aankho se Pyari Saanse,
Sanso se Pyara DiL,
DiL se Pyari Dhadkan,
Dhadkan se Pyare Aap,
Or Aapse Pyare HUM.
Kyonki SMS Humne kiya hai...

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Dost barf k gole ki tarah hote h,
jise bnana to bahut asan hota h,magar
banaye rkhna bahut mushkil..
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So take care
mere barf k gole.
pighal mat jana... 

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