Good Morning Sms

A coffee bite cost Rs1
A rose cost Rs10
A Honda city cost Rs 10 Lac,
But a true frnd cost is a Billion..
Bade mehnge ho yaar!!
Apna khayal rakha


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SHABASH !
Abhi Horlics pike SOJANA
Kal A-B-C-D Sikhaenge.


Kandho ko Kitabo ke Bojh ne Jhukaya..
Daru Pina to Khud Dosto ne Sikhaya..
90% Marks Aaye to Whisky,
Warna Desi!
Pi-Pi Kar Kaam Chalaya..


Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gye
Husn K Tewar Nukile Ho Gye Hum Izhar Krne Me Thode Dhile Ho Gye
Aur Itne Me Unke Hath Peele Ho Gye. ...

Machli jal ki rani He
No.no
Somthng new
Grlfrnd dil ki rani he
Jivan uska money he
Haath lagao chillayegi
Money nikalo to pat jaegi


Gal demand for ice cream.. boy purchased it..
gal: thank u
boy: only thank u
gal: u wnt kiss na??
boy: chup kar !! aadhi ice cream de... ;-)


Principle: Late Q Hue
Boy:Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi
Principle:Bus Me Nahi Aa Skty The
Boy :Maine Kaha Th SIR
Par Apki Beti k Nakhre Khtm Ho Tab Na


boy-tumhari aankhain kitni haseen hai
girl-choro na
boy-tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai
girl-choro na aap bhi
boy-abhi tak to chor hi raha tha




Smile to old means
Respect
Smile to child means Innocence
Smile to friend means
Care
Smile infront of mobile means
Koi chakkar chal raha hai..


Friend means no asking,
Friend means no reasoning
Friend means just believing
& friend is that who never
believe in last 3 alphabets of FRIEND



I dont know dat i m imp in ur lyf or not
But i just hope dat when i die.
For a moment u have tears in ur eyes and u say
'UTH NA YAR MASTI MAT KAR