Musti Jok

Musti Jok

• Judge:you are guilty of rape & fined Rs.11461.
Man:Mylord why exactly Rs.11461=00
Judge:Rs.10000 for rape
4% VAT,
and 10.2% Entertainment tax

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• kuch sal pahle ambani ka loan
IDBI bank ne reject kiya tha.
aaj ambani IDBI kharid rahe hai.
aaj subah hi ICICI bank ne mera loan reject kiya hai.
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• boy-main tumhe aaj sab sach batana chahta hun
ladki- kya??
boy-meri shadi ho gayi hai
ladki-thank god,
mujhe laga
ki ye BMW tumhari nahi hai.
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• Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill
Need more?
U r beautiful

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• Aaj 'Tom & Jerry' ki barsi hai.
Unki yad me pls ye sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zrur send kare.
maine to apna farz pura kiya hai.
smile please
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• Good morning.
Thought of the day.
There is only one person who could ever make you happy and that person is you.
Good Day.
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• 'LOVE'
in France;is a comedy.
in England;;its tragedy.
in Italy;its wounder.
in Germany;its a drama.
But,
In India;NATIONAL GAME hai.
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• 75 sal k budhe ne 15 sal k ladki se shadi ki.
suhagrat pe dono bahut roye.
Y?
qnki ladki kuch janti nahi thi aur budha sub kuch bhul gaya tha.
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• raste me gadha ja raha tha.
Wife-tumhare rishtedar hai,
namaste to karo.
Husband- namaste sasurji.
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• Srdr-kal rat muze 1 chor ne chaku dikhakar lut liya.
Frnd-lekin tere pas to gun hai.
Srdr-wo maine chupa di thi,
varna vo bhi chori ho jati.
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• dosti nazron se hoto use khudrat kehte hai
sitaron se hoto use jannat kehte hai
husan se hoto use mohabbat kehte hai
aur aap se hoto use kismat ke

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