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Agar sardar doctor hota
aur Delivery ka case kuch
aisay handle karta..
PARLE-G BISCUIT dekha kar Baby ko Behar nikal leta...

Narak me.
Gandhiji-Mallika Dance.
kar rahe the.
Sardar-Yam-se.
Gandhiji ki saza.
itni mazedar kyu.
Yam- ye saza.
mallika ko he.

Sardar sex kar raha.
Galti se Piche dal Diya.
Sardarni-Truck galat.
godam me dal diya.
Sar-Ab bata rahi ho .
jb Disel khatm h


USKE DIL KO JO NA EHSAAS HO PAYE
To Dilki Baate Dilme Hi Tdpne Denge
EK DIN KISI OR K HO JAYENGE
Pr Apna Dil Usi K Liye Dhadkne Denge


Jo Aasani Se Mile Usko Chahna Ek Samjhota H
Usko Paana Safalta H
Par
Jab Pata Ho Wo Nahi Milnewala Hume
Firbi Usi Ko Chahna Wo "Pyar" Hai

Kuch Sochu To Apka Khayal Aa Jata He
Kuch bolu To Apka Naam aa Jata He
Kab Tak Chupau Dil ki baat
Apki Har Ada par humko pyar aa jata he.


Meri Raho K Jo Jugnu Hai Wo Tere He
Teri Raho K Jo Andhere H
Wo Mere H
Chhu Sakta Nhi Koi Gum Tujko
QK Tujhpar Duao K Jo Pehre Hai Wo Mere H



YadO ka wo silsila sajake rakhna
Apka wo apnapan nibhaya rakhna
Jaan to nahi mangi apse
Sirf guzarish hai ki hamesa ye rishta banaya rakhna.

MuSkan Ke Dayre Me DIL Nam Nahi Hota,
AanSuo Ke NaSib Me Gum Nahi Hota,
Badh Jaye FaSle Chahe Jitne B,
Dosti Ka RiShta Kabhi Kam Nahi Hota."



*Msg Of The Day*
HAAR Tab Nahi Hoti
Jab Ham Koi Mukabala Haar Jate He
Balki Haar Tab Hoti He
Jab Ham Ladana Chhor Dete He


YadO ka wo silsila sajake rakhna
Apka wo apnapan nibhaya rakhna
Jaan to nahi mangi apse
Sirf guzarish hai ki hamesa ye rishta banaya rakhna.


MuSkan Ke Dayre Me DIL Nam Nahi Hota,
AanSuo Ke NaSib Me Gum Nahi Hota,
Badh Jaye FaSle Chahe Jitne B,
Dosti Ka RiShta Kabhi Kam Nahi Hota."

MILTA KAHA HAI KOI HAZARO KE BICH
ho chand jis tarah sitaro k bich
IS BAAT KA RAHEGA UMAR BHAR MALAL
ham ajnabi se rah gaye yaaro ke bich


AKSAR GUMSUM REHNE WALA NAGMA HU MAI
apki yado me rehnewala lamha hu me
AAP MERE DOST HO TO EK BAAT BATAO
aapke hote huye bhi kyu tanha hu mai



Koi ni hota hmesha k liye kisi ka
Likha h sath thoda-thoda sbhi ka
Mat banao kisiko apne jine ki wajah
Qki jina he akele ye usul h jindgi ka

Pyar Pana Khuda ki Bakshish hota he Kisi ka Hona BeNaZiz Hota he Sab ke Hisse me Ye Tofa to hota he Magar Waqt Pe pana Kisi ka hi 'Nasib'hota he

A NEW YEAR
A New Challenge
A New Goal
A New Optimism
A New Approach
A New Mission
A New Resolution
Wishing U a very
"Happy New Year" in Advance



SACHIBAAT:
Pyar Insan Sbse Krta H
Pr Sacha Pyar Jise Mohbt Kehte H
Sirf 1 Se Hota H
Lakh Chahe Dono Nibhana
Pr Rista To Khuda Ki Mrzi Se Banta H

3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar Nai Krti
Mout,Waqt,Umar
3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjho
Karz,Farz,Marz
3 Cheeze hamesa dard deti he
Dhoka,Bebasi,Bewafai


3 Cheze Zindgi Me 1 Baar Milti H
Maa Baap,Husn,Jawani
3 Cheeze Soch Samjh K Uthao
Kadam,Kasam,Kalam
3 Cheeze Soch K Kro
Mohabt,Baat,Faisla


Sham Ki Shama Me 1Tasvir Nazar Ati He
Tab In Hoton Se Ek Baat Nikal Ati He
Kab Hogi Unse Ji Bhar K Baten
Bas Ye Sochke Hr Sham Nikal Jati He

Mera mukadar mera nasib ho aap,
Is Jaan se bhi jyada Aziz ho aap,
Chahe kitne bhi fasle
ho hamare bich
Par dilse bhi zyada karib ho aap.


Kya Khoob Unki Aankho Ki Chamak Dekhi
Hr Surat Me Unki Jhalak Dekhi
Achanak Dil bekabu Hokar Rone lga
Jab Maine Aansuo Me Bhigi Uski Palak DEKHI

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